People who interact with kids, what is the single weirdest/creepiest thing a kid has ever said to you? It's Saturday night so why not creep yourself out? pic.twitter.com/6pK92nOkmG

So many to choose from, but it would have to be the day sitting on my sofa, heard a scratching noise meant to get my attention, looked up, and saw this: pic.twitter.com/uI5XQiFUjl

Did you ask her not to be so loud? Have the sight quietly

Same girl a year later, watching her climbing a little tree in the yard, falls out. She stands up, arm dangling at unnatural angle. Not a word, not a tear. Freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Back in the day my younger brother used to tell us about his “other” grandparents, and the blue house they used to live in.
After always telling him he was making it up he told our mother he could bring her there.
So, we went for a drive...

Another time a young boy told me, "The man in the box told me you listen to sad music."

They would be born. She pointed to Nov. 28 on the calendar. Sure enough they were born Nov 28, 2012.

My mom went upstairs for a nap. My middle son asked her if she was happy she’d be seeing Jesus soon.

I hadn't seen the cat belonging to my neighbor's kid in a few days.

Me to neighbor's kid: "What happened to your cat?"

Kid: "Her neck snapped."

Also kid: *smiles sweetly*

My two year old son said 'They come for me at night and bring me back by morning time'. When I asked him more, he said 'They do'. And pointed to the sky.

My daughter told me that the “place” she was in before she was born had a bunch of babies waiting to be born. Except they aren’t babies there. “They’re all 5 and they pick their mom and then they go in her tummy”.

He was an only child so I was confused as to who tf “us” was. I called his mom to say we’re locked in the basement and she goes “I told him not to do that. He likes to keep everyone he likes down there” pic.twitter.com/yFKRjx5Faj

I asked her who told her about my cross and she said “I always knew.” She was staring at a picture on my mom’s dresser. She asked if it was of my grandma who gave me my cross. It was. She said it looks like a lady she saw visit. Grandma passed years before my niece was born.

When my daughter was 2 I found her under the table with one of my husband’s old children’s books, turning pages as if she were being read to. I asked her what she was doing. She said “reading with Grandma” my husband’s mother died two years before she was born. It was her book.

My twins in unison: we see everything you do... everything 👀

Me: oh... ok pic.twitter.com/jNsFoSUJPY

A student told me he was being eaten by bugs. I shrugged it off as him simply making an excuse for not doing his homework. He shows up to school one day with hundreds,maybe thousands of bedbug bites. His mother refused to call an exterminator to remove the bedbugs from their home

so i ask what flavor?
he goes "skin"
i'm like "what?"
thinking he said something that sounded like that.
like a real flavor but i just misheard.
he doubles down: "skin"
see those kids out there?
and tells me how he's going to make ICE CREAM OUT OF THEIR SKIN

I once asked a friend's son what he was digging for. He responded, "Dead bodies. What? You ain't ever seen a dead body?"

My daughter, from a severe brain injury when she was 11 weeks old, was in a coma for three days. For years afterward, when it rained, she would comment, “Smells like God.”

So if you ever wondered what God smells like, you’re welcome.

Not creepy...kind of weird and beautiful. I taught a group of kids that included a little girl who was deaf and received an implant. She loved telling me all the new sounds she discovered. My favorite was that she thought cicadas were the sound the sun made until she saw one.

I was at an amusement park when a random kid said, “people taste better when they squirm,” to his parents but looking at me. Needless to say, I left.

Subbing a kindergarten class, a little girls walks up, stares at my chest.

"You have big boobies. My grandma had big boobies. She's dead now and her boobies are rotting off. Is it almost recess?"

I woke up in the night. My 4yo twins standing on the end of my bed.
Me: what are you doing?
Them: You don’t see us, Mama.
We’re not here.

I woke up to 3 yo kid #4 petting my head. I asked what she needed and she said 'i wish i had a piece of you that i could carry with me all the time. like your finger.' Haven't slept soundly since.

Walking with my 2-yo in a cemetery by our house. She says “mommy, who is that man in the red jacket by the stone house?” She pointed to a mausoleum. There was no one else in the cemetery. “He’s waving at me!” She waved back. “He’s coming over to talk!”

My baby at 3yrs, told me 'I really miss that time I bought you & your sister those beautiful skirt suits & taught you how to dance with them most of the night' & I went like 😟😟😲 coz that's the best memory I have of my mum and she died 5 years before my baby was born pic.twitter.com/Fc5JPtjn6v

When my twins were born one of them took longer to talk. When she did start it was in fluent Spanish. Which we don’t speak at home. Nor does anyone who had come into contact with her at that time.

My 20-month old son, in a strong British accent, said "Mother, I'm VERY cross with you." We are not British and have no friends with that accent.